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"Why Sleep?" Hoodie

$71.37 $61.17 AUD
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The hoodie for people accelerating something. Burnt-orange, heavyweight, and engineered for the kind of person who treats rest as a problem to be optimized away. Wear it to the office that is also your apartment. Wear it on the third call of the day about a product that does not exist yet. Latent ambition sold separately.

Cut for long nights and short runways. Warm enough for a server room, ironic enough for everyone in it.

Parody disclaimer: this is an independent parody product. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any startup accelerator, real or imagined. Any resemblance to a famous shade of orange is entirely intentional and entirely a joke.

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More details

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.0 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

"Why Sleep?" Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
33 1/2
M
28
22
34 1/2
L
29
24
35 1/2
XL
30
26
36 1/2
2XL
31
28
37 1/2
3XL
32
30
38 1/2
4XL
33
32
39 1/2
5XL
34
34
40 1/2

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

 

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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